SOME MOMENTS IN LIFE ARE

mundane

MOMENTOUS

AND SOME ARE

BUT ALL ARE BETTER, SHARED WITH THE ONES YOU LOVE, OVER GOOD WINE…

absolutely
NO SQUIRRELS WERE HARMED
IN THE MAKING
OF THIS WINE

Because we love you, we number every single bottle of our tiny limited vintages uniquely.

Yep, by hand. Well, really not by hand, really by tiny and diligent squirrels (all working voluntarily for fair wage and in a nurturing work environment with appropriate opportunities for healthy work/life balance and career progression, of course).

We hired the squirrels because we want you to always remember to choose great wines you love, and live and drink mindfully.

The squirrels are really into it too.

You’ll find that they’ve taken it upon themselves to pop little handwritten enjoyment tips on the bottles as well. They’re all unique (the squirrels and the tips).

The more bottles you buy, the more squirrel lifestyle advice you will collect. Lovely.

All this because, we don’t consider the winemaking job done when we’ve grown - harvested - squashed - bottled - shipped - had a good lie-down.

Please say hi to your bottles from us.

When your little numbered bottles arrive, we hope to occasionally hear back from them, whenever you’ve found the bottom of one.

What number bottle was it? Where were you? Who were you with? Did you serve what the Squirrel suggested? What were you doing, what did you talk about, was any mischief managed?

We collect acorns.
So - and maybe we’ll regret this - send us your pictures, your tasting notes, your recipes, your confessions, your acorns of appreciation, your repeat orders and we’ll do our best not to muddle any of that up.

Anyone in their right mind can see that we’re not making Irønbank wines for the roaring profit of it, it’s very much more for the thrill of it - and for the good of the squirrels, of course.

To that, we’re cheap, we can be bought… there may or may not be occasional bonus extra wines for extra good stories*, particularly any offering illicit financial leveraging.

We’re not proud. Except, of the wine, and of you, our lovely friends with whom we get to share it.

And our beloved and well-adjusted squirrels.


*Make your pictures and stories good ones.

Sometimes, we might re-discover the Publish buttons on our various devices.

So they might appear here, on this page, or on Instagram, where obviously you are following us.

OFC no one will see them in our dark and secret corners of the internet RN, but they’ll be in your Google history forever, and pop up when you least expect it.

Best wear pants.


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FOMO is such an ugly, disfiguring thing, so don’t miss out.

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